16 March, 2009

Cleaning up Ol' Detroit


OH MY GOD!
I know this is old, but...
What fantastical things does the future hold?
I know that ex-Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has helped in the laying waste and devastation of the city that is known as Motown, but check out the new, improved RoboCop. He will save us from the evil tyranny and help clean up good old Detroit. Sensors, advanced weaponry, and nanotechnology are the future. I knew I should've taken more science classes when I was in school. Oh well... it's too late now. So let me see.. super strength, Predator-Camouflage, and holy...! I wouldn't want to be at the end of a 5 (that's right 5) barreled pistol. With guided munitions too boot! Do you remember the movie Runaway? Anyways, as long as they don't put that crappy jet pack on him, I think he would command the type of respect a nanotechnology enhanced, super hero with a 5 Barrelled pistol respects. I know I wouldn't smoke in a No Smoking Zone.

3 comments:

  1. i saw bits of runaway and let me tell you...i think i am thinking of a different movie!

    but still - i am terrified, excited and jealous of this new nanotechnology...i mean if this is going on in detroit, they truly are living in the future. and where are we bryen...with the hippies...

    HIPPIES!!!

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  2. Robocop for Detroit City Council. Sits between Martha Reeves and whats-her-name Conyers. Can slam dunk Dave Bing iif he senses any disrespect.

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